The 2000 CERTAIN "I Don't Get It" Award goes to:

Ingrid Newkirk, President of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), ultimately responsible for the callous "Got Beer?" campaign and the "Got Prostate Cancer?" campaign featuring a milk-moustachioed Rudy Guliani...who happens to have prostate cancer, highly fatal in men...on the premise that one scientific study may link dairy products with certain health problems, possibly including Guliani's cancer...



Ingrid Newkirk, President of PETA

Hey, Ingrid...Got A Life?


(or perhaps some compassion for human animals?)





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